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Friday’s Ink Disaster: What Gang Members in New Zealand Tattoo on their Face
 “A gang member wanted after a string of alleged domestic assaults on his estranged partner in the Waikato has been arrested in the Whanganui area.”
They don’t really talk much about the ridiculous tattoo on this guy’s face, but it’s got nothing but fail all over it. And I can’t even see what it is. Maybe a pit bull? What’s with gang members getting questionable tattoos on their um, faces? Read: Fugitive gang member arrested – Stuff.co.nz |
Friday’s Ink Disaster: It’s Swaaaaaaayze!
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While this controversially bad tattoo has been floating around the internet for some time, one of our avid blog readers Joanne G. sent us this beautiful disaster for today’s ink disaster. Nothing makes you say WTF more than Patrick Swayze as a Centaur in a cut off shirt & tuxedo tie, surrounded by double rainbows.
Speaking of double rainbows, this video went viral a few weeks ago and we still get a crack out of it:
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Wack Tats – The Worst Musician Tattoos in Existence
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Found this hilarious link of really bad tattoos on musicians & their fans who adore them a little too much. Here’s a compilation of our favourite ones. Enjoy and have a good friday!
 Unless Flo Rida walked into a tattoo shop and said “I want a portrait of a decomposing Jimi Hendrix QUICK!!”… someone did a horrible job. |
 Good News: The Game got a butterfly tattooed on his face and then realized it was a mistake. |
 Fat Joe has a tattoo of Tony Montana that looks looks like it was drawn by by a seven year old. |
 And last but not least…. theres Nelly. I’m GUESSING it’s supposed to look like his skin is tearing open and you can see his heart. To me it kinda looks like we’re staring downwards into a carton of pasta takeout. |
 I don’t think we need a caption for this Michael Jackson tat. |
Read: Wack Tats – The Worst Musician Tattoos in Existence – MOG
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Face Tattoo “FTW”
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Meet Ottis Ryan, who is accused of running into the Little Pioneers Preschool in Wesley Chapel, Florida, and having a fit. From the Tampa Tribune: “Don’t feed those crying babies. Let them die!” It wasn’t clear how many – if any – children were nearby. School staff members declined to comment today. Singletary tried to distract him, Doll said, by asking him what he was carrying in the bag. He took out a multiblade knife which also had brass knuckles attached. Careful readers will notice the FTW tattoo on his face. For the win, sir, for the win. From Kansas City |
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Bad Sketches, Bad Ideas
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We’re assuming that the image on the right was supposed to be tattooed. Can’t really tell though.
Lady in the Water promotional flyer? Or the Joker in drag?
Witnesses say the culprit was either a four pack of bacon or four thick permanent markers scribbled in one hand.
WHO WOULDN’T WANT A TATTOO OF A LAWN CHAIR!
Tattoo Mailbag: Jail for bank robber who wore makeup
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 ” A robber who piled on makeup in a bid to conceal his distinctive tattoos while holding up a bank has been sent to prison.
Lance Ratima, 38, unemployed, had pleaded guilty to the aggravated robbery of Miramar PostShop and Kiwibank on December 22 last year. The Mongrel Mob member has a bulldog on his forehead and M13M on his chin, along with other tattoos that make him highly visible.” Read: Jail for bank robber who wore makeup – Stuff Int’l |
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Asian Lettering & Hidden Meanings
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 Ever wonder if that script tattoo of Chinese or Japanese characters is really what they say it is? The Hanzi Smatter blog is dedicated to tattoos and other medium that use Asian lettering but fail to check their sources.
By the way, the tattoo on the left translates to something like, “Prepaid card for public transportation”. Fail. See more Asian character mix ups on Hanzi Smatter |
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Tattoo Regret — The Phobia
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 “I’m certainly not the first person to get drunk and get a tattoo. Many people before me have awoken from a drunken haze to see ink in their skin that they did not remember getting.
However, in my situation it proved to be a pretty big deal. My friends and I were having a few drinks, discussing various things that we fear. After a few hours and quite a few drinks, I confessed to them that I was deathly afraid of spiders — to the point that I run away like a little girl when I see one. They thought it was the funniest thing they had ever heard, and could not believe it to be true. I spent the next hour trying to explain to them what it was like for me living with this fear. My friend Paul informed me that during his last semester of psychology he learned that the best way to overcome a phobia is to expose yourself to it all the time, and what better way to do that then to have one tattooed on my skin? Read: Tattoo Regret — The Phobia – Asylum |
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Coolio Misspells Tattoo
 “He had it all planned out for “Juggalo Cool” to be inked on his left bicep with a little red dude sporting a mohawk — a reference to the Posse’s rabid fanbase that includes its own festival, slang, Faygo drinks and evil face paint. Unfortunately, tattoo pens don’t come with spell check because the artist misspelled “juggalo,” dropping a crucial “g” by accident. Instead, Coolio has a new tattoo that reads “Jugalo Cool” on his arm, which barely translates from Spanish to “Play it cool.”"
Read: Coolio Misspells Tattoo – The Boombox |
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Popular music artists inspire tattoos, make our skin crawl
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 “We thoroughly approve of showing appreciation for one’s favorite music artist. Really, we do. Buying music and going to concerts, for example, are healthy ways to express admiration.
However, if you ever feel the need to ink yourself with a bald Britney Spears or badly-drawn Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson, we suggest that you examine these pictures first. They just might cause you to reconsider.” Read: Popular music artists inspire tattoos, make our skin crawl – The Daily Caller |
