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Friday’s Ink Disasters: Wack Tats – The Worst Musician Tattoos in Existence
* Note: We did not do these!
Found this hilarious link of really bad tattoos on musicians & their fans who adore them a little too much. Here’s a compilation of our favourite ones. Enjoy and have a good friday!
 Unless Flo Rida walked into a tattoo shop and said “I want a portrait of a decomposing Jimi Hendrix QUICK!!”… someone did a horrible job. |
 Good News: The Game got a butterfly tattooed on his face and then realized it was a mistake. |
 Fat Joe has a tattoo of Tony Montana that looks looks like it was drawn by by a seven year old. |
 And last but not least…. theres Nelly. I’m GUESSING it’s supposed to look like his skin is tearing open and you can see his heart. To me it kinda looks like we’re staring downwards into a carton of pasta takeout. |
 I don’t think we need a caption for this Michael Jackson tat. |
Read: Wack Tats – The Worst Musician Tattoos in Existence – MOG
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Face Tattoo “FTW”
* Note: we did not do this!
Meet Ottis Ryan, who is accused of running into the Little Pioneers Preschool in Wesley Chapel, Florida, and having a fit. From the Tampa Tribune: “Don’t feed those crying babies. Let them die!” It wasn’t clear how many – if any – children were nearby. School staff members declined to comment today. Singletary tried to distract him, Doll said, by asking him what he was carrying in the bag. He took out a multiblade knife which also had brass knuckles attached. Careful readers will notice the FTW tattoo on his face. For the win, sir, for the win. From Kansas City |
Tattoo Mailbag: Jail for bank robber who wore makeup
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 ” A robber who piled on makeup in a bid to conceal his distinctive tattoos while holding up a bank has been sent to prison.
Lance Ratima, 38, unemployed, had pleaded guilty to the aggravated robbery of Miramar PostShop and Kiwibank on December 22 last year. The Mongrel Mob member has a bulldog on his forehead and M13M on his chin, along with other tattoos that make him highly visible.” Read: Jail for bank robber who wore makeup – Stuff Int’l |
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Tattoo Regret — The Phobia
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 “I’m certainly not the first person to get drunk and get a tattoo. Many people before me have awoken from a drunken haze to see ink in their skin that they did not remember getting.
However, in my situation it proved to be a pretty big deal. My friends and I were having a few drinks, discussing various things that we fear. After a few hours and quite a few drinks, I confessed to them that I was deathly afraid of spiders — to the point that I run away like a little girl when I see one. They thought it was the funniest thing they had ever heard, and could not believe it to be true. I spent the next hour trying to explain to them what it was like for me living with this fear. My friend Paul informed me that during his last semester of psychology he learned that the best way to overcome a phobia is to expose yourself to it all the time, and what better way to do that then to have one tattooed on my skin? Read: Tattoo Regret — The Phobia – Asylum |
Friday’s Ink Disaster: Coolio Misspells Tattoo
 “He had it all planned out for “Juggalo Cool” to be inked on his left bicep with a little red dude sporting a mohawk — a reference to the Posse’s rabid fanbase that includes its own festival, slang, Faygo drinks and evil face paint. Unfortunately, tattoo pens don’t come with spell check because the artist misspelled “juggalo,” dropping a crucial “g” by accident. Instead, Coolio has a new tattoo that reads “Jugalo Cool” on his arm, which barely translates from Spanish to “Play it cool.”"
Read: Coolio Misspells Tattoo – The Boombox |
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Popular music artists inspire tattoos, make our skin crawl
*** Note: We didn’t do these!
 “We thoroughly approve of showing appreciation for one’s favorite music artist. Really, we do. Buying music and going to concerts, for example, are healthy ways to express admiration.
However, if you ever feel the need to ink yourself with a bald Britney Spears or badly-drawn Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson, we suggest that you examine these pictures first. They just might cause you to reconsider.” Read: Popular music artists inspire tattoos, make our skin crawl – The Daily Caller |
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Burglar caught by his odd tattoo
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“Dozy Gonzales had East Side inked on his upper lip and the number 13 in the shape of a goatee beard when he raided a home.
The victim of the burglary in Colorado earlier this year described Gonzales’ tattoos to police as they were visible through his mask.
And shortly afterwards the witness had no doubts when he picked him out in a line-up.
Sgt Eric Bravo said of Gonzales: “It’s hard to miss him.” He is due to be sentenced later this month.”
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Things That Make You Go..
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Friday’s Ink Disasters: A weekly round up of tattoos that make you go WTF.
Tip: Make sure your artist is good at drawing before letting him/her go freehand.
The Hulkster’s muscles are so fierce, they end up looking like jagged rocks.
Looks like breakfast is always on his mind.. ha.. ha..
Friday’s Ink Disasters: Spelling 101
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Friday’s Ink Disasters: A weekly round up of tattoos that make you go WTF.
Please tell me he have a lisp.
Yo dude, 2pac might not like this.
The tattoo alone makes me cringe, but that’s not his only problem.
Friday’s Ink Disasters
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Friday’s Ink Disasters: A weekly round up of tattoos that make you go WTF.
Not sure who to feel worse for, the tattoo owner or the mutated dog bear.
Imagine waking up and seeing this every morning.
She had a grill, right?
